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$WAGO: We're all going offshore.The only tax haven on Robinhood Chain

The Tax Exile, a sunburnt office guy in a Hawaiian shirt and aviators, raising champagne on his boat

Your stocks already went offshore. You didn't.

CAANNOUNCED AT LAUNCH
GO OFFSHORE CHART X TELEGRAM
0% BUY TAX✦0% SELL TAX✦WAGO: WE'RE ALL GOING OFFSHORE✦0 FORMS FILED✦OPEN 24/7✦ISSUED FROM AN ISLAND✦100% SAND✦
HQ: A ROCK✦CFO: A PARROT✦PAPER HANDS: TOURISTS✦THE SHERIFF CAN'T SWIM✦LOST IT ALL IN A BOATING ACCIDENT✦EXTENSION DEADLINE: NEVER✦
The lore · 2026 – now

Wall Street's stocks are now issued from an island. We moved in.

01 / 05

The taxmangot a newform.

Form 1099-DA. The IRS has received hundreds of millions of them. Many for trades under $10.

The Sheriff, pointing, holding a clipboard

FORM 1099-DA

Every sale. Every swap. Every $4 meme trade. Declared, itemised and filed in triplicate. No boats.
02 / 05

Then WallStreet wentonchain.

190+ stocks, tokenized. Open 24/7. The freight train left the station.

NOW ONCHAIN

  • NVDAONCHAIN
  • AAPLONCHAIN
  • SPCXONCHAIN
  • INTUTAX SOFTWARE. ALSO ONCHAIN.
  • YOUSTILL ONSHORE
The Tax Exile in aviators, pointing at the board
03 / 05

Issued froman island.Literally.

Robinhood's stock tokens are debt notes from a company on the island of Jersey. US persons: not invited. So we built an island that invites everyone.

ISSUED FROMAN ISLAND
MARKET HOURSALWAYS
US PERSONSNOT ALLOWED
SHERIFF ACCESSDENIED
04 / 05

Tokenizeeverything.Even the exit.

"Anything a high-net-worth individual owns," they said. So we tokenized the offshore account.

The $WAGO logo: the Tax Exile in island aviatorsDESTINATION: ROBINHOOD CHAIN
CHAIN ID 4663 · GAS: ETH
05 / 05

The Sheriffstill can'tswim.

Markets close. Robinhood Chain doesn't. Neither does the island.

The Sheriff sinking, arms flailing
Lifestyle audit

Onshore vs offshore

Drag the line. Watch your life improve by 100%.

Onshore: the same man before he left, crying over his tax forms ONSHORE
Offshore: the Tax Exile, sunburnt and smug, holding cash OFFSHORE
← DRAG →
Forms
Sleep
View
Audit risk
Customs & immigration

How to go offshore

Four stamps. No forms. The parrot handles the paperwork (there is no paperwork).

Visas / Visas / VisadosPage 07
OFFSHORE · IMMIGRATION01PACK A BAGADMITTED

Robinhood Wallet, or add Robinhood Chain to any EVM wallet (chain ID 4663).

PORT OF DEPARTURE02CATCH THE FERRYETH ONLY

Get ETH onto Robinhood Chain. ETH pays the gas. The ferry does not accept exposure.

CUSTOMS · CLEARED03CLEAR CUSTOMSNOTHING TO DECLARE

Swap ETH for $WAGO. Search by contract address, never the ticker: fake islands float around.

BUY $WAGO →
RESIDENCY04PERMANENT
RESIDENTNO EXPIRY

Hold. Tell everyone. The Sheriff can read the chain. He just can't swim.

Live · Capital flight control

The Offshore Observatory

Every buy is a boat. Every sell is a boating accident. Every new holder builds the island.

UNDER CONSTRUCTION CHART No. 4663

UNDER CONSTRUCTION

The island opens at launch. Until then the Sheriff is guarding a sandbar.

Land registry

Claim your plot

Paste any wallet address. Read-only: nothing to sign, nothing to approve.

Post the map. Recruit citizens. Build the lighthouse.

POST ON X

Live data: GeckoTerminal (trades, buy and sell volume), Blockscout (holders), DexScreener (backup). Boats leave about a minute after the trade. Boat sizes are real. The island is not. Not financial advice.

Offshore Private Banking
HQ: a rock · Branch: a coconut · CFO: a parrot

Account statement

CLASSIFIED

Account holder: ████████. Branch: a coconut.

Line itemAmount
Account no. (contract)ANNOUNCED AT LAUNCH
SupplyYOUR_SUPPLY
Buy tax0%
Sell tax0%checked twice. still zero.
LiquidityYOUR_LIQUIDITY
Closing balance: ██████████Paper trail: shredded.
Itinerary

Now boarding

✈ OFFSHORE INTERNATIONAL · DEPARTURESLOCAL TIME: ISLAND TIME

Schedule subject to tides, vibes and the Sheriff's swimming lessons.

Profile picture · WAGO

Put the island in your eyes

Laser eyes were for going up. Aviators are for going offshore. Your photo never leaves your device.

1 · Your face

No photo? The Tax Exile will model them for you.

2 · Lenses
3 · Fit
POST ON X

Set it as your profile picture. Everyone wearing the aviators is already offshore.

Citizenship by vibes

Get your offshore passport

Your photo never leaves your device. Unlike your taxes.

@

Letters, numbers, underscores. Like a real government.

Photo (optional)

No photo? You get the official one.

Class
REPUBLIC OF OFFSHOREPASSPORT · P
Passport photo
Holder
@yourhandle
Passport no.
OFS·000000000
Class
WHALE
Citizenship
OFFSHORE
Tax status
LOST AT SEA
Issued by
THE CFO (A PARROT)
Valid until
THE SHERIFF LEARNS TO SWIM
P<OFSYOURHANDLE<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< 000000000<0OFS<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
SPECIMEN
APPROVEDBY THE CFO
Your Offshore passport, ready to post
Bribing a seagull…

Long-press the passport to save it if the download button sulks.

POST ON X